Q: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
A: It's mole-itically incorrect
Q: What is a mole's favorite movie?
A: The Green Mole
Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Q: Why was there only one Avogadro?
A: When they made him, they broke the Moled
Q: What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A: A bunch of Moleasses
Q: What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?
A: "To mole or not to mole, this is the question."
Q: What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?
A: Oil of Molay
Q: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?
A: He makes mountains out of mole hills
Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?
Q: What is Avogadro's favorite kind of music?
A: Rock 'N' Mole
Q: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?
A: A chocolate Molted
Q: What happens when a mole bites a dog?
A: He becomes Moleicious!
Q: Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?
A: Father Molecahy
Q: What was Avogadro's favorite Indian tribe?
A: The Molehawks
Q: How does Avogadro write to his friends?
A: By e-mole!
Q: Why is Avogadro so rich?
A: He's a multi-mole-ionare!
Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Q: Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
A: She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
Q: What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?
A: The mole the merrier!
Q: What is a mole's favorite television show?
A: Molerose place
Q: What is Avogadro's favorite day of the week?
Q: What are mammoles?
A: Four-legged animoles!
Q: How would you describe a stinky chemist?
Q: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
A: One of his molars.
Q: What did one mole say to the other?
A: We make great chemistry together.
Q: What kind of test do student moles like best?
A: Mole-tiple choice.
Q: Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?
A: He was only tense to the 23rd.